The memo I wrote in my head today while standing in line at Rite Aid:
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MEMO
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August 2, 2006
To: Brunette Rite Aid cashier
From: This girl watching you eat it right now
From: This girl watching you eat it right now
STOP! eating your boogers in public. Or all together if you'd ever like to not be a gross weirdo. We do see you. Being behind the counter does not and has not ever made you invisible. You are handling our purchases and our change and you're making us gag. Don't you care? On a nice note, your eye make-up is lovely.
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